This guy wins our first asshat award. We're sure he loves his mother, but while in O'Hare in one of the eating areas, he decided to bust out his laptop and play Tesla's "Love Song" for everyone to hear. That's right, he didn't even have the courtesy to put some headphones in the damn computer. Seriously, there was already some Whitney playing in the airport speakers, and, if memory serves, McArthur Park was there, and then this dude just busts out with the Tesla. Ugh. Is this mean you may ask? Try travelling for business for 14 hours and having this guy show up when you're starving 'cause the airline doesn't have anything but peanuts. And it's not like he was calling his mother. "Dude, what's up. Yeah, I'm in O'Hare." Seriously, this was the conversation we heard. Anyway, he wins. If you know dude here, tell him we send him our love.